Yeah but PostCSS?

"it's okay if it's half-assed as long as it's the right half of the ass"

I like this a lot. I'll give it a whirl on my next personal project, I think.

lolol

Looks really good! I love the simplicity and basic functionality. The syntax is intuitive, should take no time at all to learn..

Documentation might be funny but as someone who doesn't need a full-fledged pre-processor for something as simple as variables this is perfect. I'm curious as to how stable and fast it will be but I'm totally going to give it a go.

Just to clarify, I have no relationship with the author or opinion on the preprocessor (edit: it seems nice for what it is). Just pointing out the hilarity of the documentation.