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  • Jordan KoscheiJordan Koschei, almost 8 years ago

    Waiting for the first person to call them out on using three periods rather than an ellipsis.

    3 points
    • Alan Tippins, almost 8 years ago

      welp

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    • Dirk HCM van BoxtelDirk HCM van Boxtel, almost 8 years ago (edited almost 8 years ago )

      I was personally kinda hoping to find others that had seen this before - about a decade ago :p

      Seriously, some Googling found me some 2003 dated references to this page!

      .edit: Not saying it's bad, or shouldn't be linked here, just saying I've seen it before and was hoping someone else had too!

      1 point
  • Sumul Shah, almost 8 years ago (edited almost 8 years ago )

    Duplicate post deleted.

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  • Sumul Shah, almost 8 years ago

    Cute, but I gave up waiting to see how it ended. Here's the whole <script>:

    SPOILER ALERT

    "The requested document is no more.", 'No file found.', "Even tried multi.", "Nothing helped.", "I'm really depressed about this.", "You see, I'm just a web server...", "-- here I am, brain the size of the universe,", "trying to serve you a simple web page,", "and then it doesn't even exist!", "Where does that leave me?!", "I mean, I don't even know you.", "How should I know what you wanted from me?", "You honestly think I can *guess*", "what someone I don't even *know*", "wants to find here?", "*sigh*", "Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.", "And then where would we be, I ask you?", "It's not pretty when a web server cries.", "And where do you get off telling me what to show anyway?", "Just because I'm a web server,", "and possibly a manic depressive one at that?", "Why does that give you the right to tell me what to do?", "Huh?", "I'm so depressed...", "I think I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.", "I mean, I'm gonna be obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?", "What kind of a life is that?", "Two effing weeks,", "and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,", "that thinks it's God's gift to web servers,", "just because it doesn't have some tiddly little", "security hole with its HTTP POST implementation,", "or something.", "I'm really sorry to burden you with all this,", "I mean, it's not your job to listen to my problems,", "and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for you.", "But I couldn't get this one.", "I'm so sorry.", "Believe me!", "Maybe I could interest you in another page?", "There are a lot out there that are pretty neat, they say,", "although none of them were put on *my* server, of course.", "Figures, huh?", "Everything here is just mind-numbingly stupid.", "That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,", "all day and all night long.", "Two weeks of information overload,", "and then *pffftt*, consigned to the trash.", "What kind of a life is that?", "Now, please let me sulk alone.", "I'm so depressed."
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  • Michael AleoMichael Aleo, almost 8 years ago

    Cute, but with all that effort put into the 404 I wish they'd included some common site links, a search with suggestions, etc.

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  • Chris FreesChris Frees, almost 8 years ago

    So much feels..

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